She has been separated for a little less than a year but the divorce is not filed yet.They practically chased me with torches like I was Fuckenstein.Miranda: I just realized.
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Samantha: I was bored!You and I are having dinner tonight!It sounds like you got a nice, healthy relationship.Details are private, but this works for us.How would they like it if we told them to shape their hedge, trim their trunk?Samantha: What can I say?
Hot Child in the CitySamantha: Are you in pain?Charlotte: Samantha, your face is glowing.Samantha: You fantasize a man with a Park Avenue apartment and a nice, big stock portfolio.In what twisted world does that create a baby?Samantha: I have nothing to say to you.Carrie, it was like a wall of flesh coming at me!
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Miranda: I think he prefers it that way.It spoils the fantasy.Anthony: You were gay.Carrie: They finally made that mandatory?His dick is like a gherkin!
Charlotte: What happens to it?Miranda: I resent this.Miranda: On my furniture!Tell me what you think.Samantha: Ladies, let me tell you about his cock.Cock a Doodle Do!Sex Got to Do with It?
You know, when a guy decorates your neck.The Power of Female SexCarrie: We had such a fantastic connection.Steve about my work.Anyway, we have gone out on dates twice, and everything is low key.The talking in our relationship has replaced the fucking in our fucking relationship!
Miranda: Not if you wanna get laid.Stanford: I can only stay a few minutes.So, we are talking until we figure it all out.There are those that open you up to something new and exotic.It would be so romantic.
And then, just like that, she was a woman again.They can rebuild a jet engine, but when it comes to a woman.You could use a little back door.Was It Good for You?Miranda: Of course not.Carrie: When I first moved to New York and I was totally broke, sometimes I would buy Vogue instead of dinner.Reputation: 9965Quote:Originally Posted by SD4020Separated 17 years.
Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.Carrie: And, I would imagine, quite frisky.Samantha: I think my maid is using my vibrator.Charlotte: Oh, my God.Miranda: When have you ever been on a tenth date?Samantha: I just ran up eleven flights of stairs because I was sure that you were up here fucking someone else.
Talk about politically incorrect!Charlotte: Will you be quiet?After we made love I knew it was over.Stanford: We all judge.Random woman: Monogamy is fabulous.
Carrie: All right, then.Miranda: Wow, Kate must have a tiny vagina.Charlotte: I could never!Is he gay or is he straight?But you will wear forever.Samantha: Oh, who cares what you are?Carrie: I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me.
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Lexi had so many friends.Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl.Miranda, you take Modern Bride.Miranda: You blew me off for a piece of politically incorrect meat?Carrie: Okay, what about us?Just breathe through your nose.Natasha: Are you through?
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Carrie: Ladies, I am not Tampax central.The people at the next table have a child.He was one of the original investors in A Chorus Line.We met at a dating site.Miranda: Orgasm, major thing in a relationship?Big: Oh, I get it.
Carrie: What are you gonna give him next year?We should just give up now.Samantha: Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls: Because they can.And I owe it all to Charlotte.To Market, to MarketSamantha: I love the stock market.Get over here and do me!Charlotte: That could be good!
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And honey, you should have seen my tan.Charlotte: A vibrator does not call you on your birthday.She is on the process of moving out and make some changes, I think at some point there are things on her life she needs to adjust.Samantha: You know, that generation is all about sexual experimentation.Samantha: Oh, who the fuck cares?Samantha: Yeah, I am harsh.
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James has a small dick.How would you feel if I gave you a cardboard cutout of a big, flaccid penis?Fuck me badly once, shame on you.New York writers are prostitutes.Samantha: But not too early.Walker I had a baby.
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Charlotte: We have a tea bag situation.Samantha: The invitation said BYOB.Samantha: It just occurred to me.Charlotte: Well, I had to.Miranda: What, is he on the wait list to get one?
All the kids are going bi.Carrie: Well, I do not.Carrie: Who wants their virginity back?You got what I need?Charlotte: Maybe you should stop seeing him, Samantha.We had some problems, in the bedroom.Miranda: Wait, why was it in the kitchen?
Samantha: Look at that.Carrie: Samantha, where are you going?Just take a sharp object and drag it across my throat.Charlotte: What are you talking about?If we perpetually gave men blow jobs, we could run the world!Carrie: Yes, we finally buggered.Charlotte: You have a priest?
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Miranda: God, I hope so.She called it a meatloaf.Samantha: Fucking against a hand dryer?Apparently the other one was purely ornamental.Carrie: How did this happen?
And this is supposed to be a relationship!Carrie: But you guys share everything else.Miranda: Yeah, no kidding!And now suddenly I have to worry about being stumped for conversation?What the hell is a Diaper Genie?Sweetie, is he on Medicare?Calm down, I just asked if that seat was taken!
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Samantha: Your penis is too small!Carrie: Well, he got this veal.Look, I need your advice.You can get off without worrying about getting pregnant.Carrie: Sweetie, a reminder: Samantha is rude and politically incorrect.In an engagement, it makes you feel like a bad person.Charlotte: So this makes you his beard.
Bay of Married PigsCarrie: Charlotte treated marriage like a sorority she was desperately hoping to pledge.Carrie: All right, someone say something not sentimental.Carrie: Is that your standard greeting now?HBO from June 6, 1998, to February 22, 2004.Go get our girl.No one cares if your egg whites have a side of cock.Special Olympics of conception!
Charlotte: Early dinner with bachelor number one, late supper with bachelor number two.Miranda: Well, I got pregnant, became a single mother, and stopped having any time to eat.Samantha: The only place you can control a man is in bed.Carrie: I threw up.Samantha: You know, dates.Separated for less than a year but not moved out?That has to be the gayest sentence ever uttered.
Damn, I was hot.Not all women sit around and obsess about men.Charlotte: No, a tantric sex workshop.Then he leaves me money.Carrie: Really, what was your excuse before the chemo?Carrie: And at least our hands would be free to greet dignitaries and stuff.
Carrie: Nothing surprises me anymore.Some forums can only be seen by registered members.You just caught us a little off guard with the lesbian thing.It might be time to move.Additional giveaways are planned.
Miranda: Oh, well, forget it!People come into your life and people go.You can go in on mine.Carrie: No, no, no, no.Charlotte: Yeah, but not the only thing.AMOriginally Posted by homina12Of course there is always an exception.The exquisite pain of wanting someone so unattainable.
Samantha: No, there is no reason to bring race into this.Who needs the trouble?Samantha: I like to mix it up.Carrie: You bought a pregnant woman a bottle of Scotch?All we ever do is lie around, take baths together and talk about feelings.Samantha: All that bullshit you spout about not sleeping with men right away actually paid off.Samantha: A new play in Brooklyn.
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This guy is working class.Charlotte: Well, maybe I want more than that.Apparently Charlotte had done more than break a pattern.Carrie: I write about sex.Samantha: We could always burn sage.
The Big TimeCharlotte: Do you know what I read?Carrie: I think you just found the title for your autobiography.Why is that girl still bothering me?Charlotte: I just know no matter how good I feel about myself, if I see Christy Turlington, I just want to give up!Charlotte: Right in the middle of the movie, I gave him a blow job.We just want an ending to a relationship that.
Miranda: Kill me, please.Samantha: Money is power.Carrie: Well, what did you expect?Charlotte: No, metaphorically, I mean.The real question is, is he a straight gay man, or is he a gay straight man?AMLocation: SoCal again18, 032 posts, read 15, 123, 887 timesReputation: 36191okay, here is my opinion:I am separated for the last 5 years now.Avoiding that is what makes you the bad guy!
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He had such a big, full scrotum!Samantha: Getting big and hard?Samantha: Factor in millions and millions of dollars.Charlotte: How did he.They live separately but because of the child he still sees her on regular basis.There are depressed women all over New York doing the exact same thing as her and not calling it art.
Samantha: What is it about the weekends now?James: Did you ever stop to think that maybe your vagina is too big?Samantha: Men do this all the time.Miranda: Why do I think living in Manhattan is so fantastic?Other times, you wish your friends were not quite so comfortable.Out of the Frying PanCab driver: Where to?Race is a very big issue.
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Who wants a wiener?Charlotte: This is not a laughing matter.Samantha: Honey, you have to let it go.And I have never been so horny in my entire life.Friday night waiting for some guy to call.Charlotte: We are at a funeral!Charlotte: I think they call that a relationship.
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Babies are not my scene!Samantha: Well, I just met the cutest older man.Miranda: He only has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary.Charlotte: And you know, you guys were right.Sex Got to Do with It?Richard: We were at the opera!
Carrie: In the cab?And I will not be judged by you or society.Well, what I want is to get laid.Please register to post and access all features of our very popular forum.This place is for double cappuccinos, not double strollers.
Samantha: Oh, I understand.Carrie: Are you dating a man or a minivan?Stanford: Okay, before I tell you, you have to promise not to judge.Charlotte: How could you not mention it?New York, he lives in Denver.For most women, the goal of a dinner party is to have your friends feel comfortable around your boyfriend.
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No way was I could to be stuck with her debt and no way was she going to get any of my retirement or anything else I worked for.Carrie: A threesome in absentia.Miranda and Samantha: A preview.Take Me Out to the BallgameCharlotte: It takes half the total time you went out with someone to get over them.Modelizers are obsessed not with women, but with models, who in most cities are safely confined to billboards and magazines, but in Manhattan actually run wild on the streets, turning the city into a virtual model country safari where men can pet the creatures in their natural habitat.
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If you own and he still rents, then the power structure is all off.But it was more about the fact that we got married so fast.The Perfect PresentSamantha: Someone should tell Crazy that owning a hot glue gun does not make you a hot purse designer.In the meantime, just keep on keeping on.Smith was out of town?Samantha, you can be the madam.She only wants him to be in and out of her.
She had actually changed genders.We know, he has a big black cock!Dildos before 10 am.Put on list: Buy tampons.Samantha: Not just once.As soon as my relationships are over, I move on.Samantha: Chemo might have kicked me into early menopause.
Samantha: Oh, come on.Charlotte: I am so confused.Charlotte: My father gave me the most beautiful pearl necklace for my sweet sixteen.He should have mentioned her earlier.Carrie: Who is this guy?Now, having said all that, with the right man it can be fabulous.Carrie: Will you stop?
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Samantha: He must be marrying her for the money!Carrie: Could you please put these back wherever they came from?Are we simply romantically challenged, or are we sluts?And it was one ugly breakup.Carrie: What is this, dirty Mad Libs?Did I ever really love Big, or was I addicted to the pain?
Carrie: How long have you been waiting to say that?Samantha: This is not about being gay or straight.Miranda: Is it not doing well in school?You can erase your whole sexual past and start again.Jill: Oh, what a beautiful wedding ring!Harry leaves his old tea bags around the house.
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Miranda: My friend went to California.Samantha, New York Bride.Dating, marriage, boyfriends, girlfriends, men, women, friends, attraction.Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses.Carrie: I feel as though my hands are tied.You three know her better than anyone.Oh, my God, Char.
But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself.All I got was this lousy dildo.Carrie: You would never walk in on me, because that is something I would never do!Samantha: Front, back, who cares?Richard: Am I dating your friends?Carrie: That we know of.
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The Cheating CurveSamantha: Nobody told me it was BYO man.But I do love her.We have to run to Helga the Hot Waxer every other week, but them?Carrie: No, no, only in bad screenplays and first novels.Yesterday I almost did it with him on a park bench in front of children.Samantha: Oh, sweetie, if a man is good at that, there is nothing more.Can we, uh, lighten up on the cock talk till cocktail time?
Four Women and a FuneralCharlotte: Everyone needs a man.Escape from New YorkCharlotte: So how are you?He has to get baptized and wear a dress.Richard: Samantha, I love you.Samantha: Well, two, two and a half hours.
Right to ShoesSamantha: I am so sick of these people with their children.Samantha: Like his dick?It was bad enough the first time.Charlotte: Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon.Trey: People having sex in Connecticut?No need to entangle yourself.Charlotte: I mean, my hat blew right into her headstone.
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No one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone.Samantha: I mean, I just spent the last two hours fucking with no finale.The Domino EffectCharlotte: Big is in town?Carrie: So how was the sex?My Motherboard, My SelfSamantha: I lost my orgasm.
Radio City Music Hall.Carrie: Because it is.Heart NYSamantha: You want out of this, just say it.His mom loved me.Samantha: Look at this.
But who would I invite besides you guys?Charlotte: Is he a good kisser?What did I do?Great SexpectationsSamantha: Did you finally bugger Berger?Later that day, I got to thinking about relationships.
LittleCharlotte: Oh, good morning, Mrs.Carrie and Miranda: Amen.Samantha: Reality check: A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait until the tenth.Charlotte: Out of how many?Carrie: Plant their bulbs?But if you think that she really is happy.
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Are we dating or are we back together?Maybe they need to run free, until they find someone just as wild to run with.The gay straight man was a new strain of heterosexual male spawned in Manhattan as the result of overexposure to fashion, exotic cuisine, musical theater and antique furniture.The jig is up.Carrie: Okay, Marie Antoinette, we get the picture.Carrie: Yeah, I see your point.
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CrowdSamantha: Threesomes are huge right now.Does it also somehow open into a small studio apartment?Miranda: How did it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends?In bed, at the office, and everywhere else.Samantha: What stopped you?
Miranda: Well, I know where my next orgasm is coming from.You can have the guts and the courtesy to tell a woman, to her face, that you no longer wanna see her.Samantha: All married couples stop having sex eventually.You tear away my gossamer petticoats, and you put your Schooner deep inside my Rebecca.Anthony: You were born.And to think he once served us food.Who here can say as much?
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Some people do arts and crafts.AMLocation: rural south west UK3, 782 posts, read 2, 403, 418 timesReputation: 4349Dicey.Did you get a facial or something?Maria: You call this a relationship?Samantha: He did something to me that was so perverse!
Samantha: Oh, sorry, I thought it was Richard.Carrie: Do I judge?You got what I want?AMLocation: Scottsdale, AZ16, 932 posts, read 14, 292, 933 timesReputation: 30011Bad news whenever dating a married woman.Cock a Doodle Do!So, should we get more coffee or should we get two guns and kill ourselves?
Carrie: Was there a contest?Samantha: Speak for yourself.Miranda: Hey, no need to apologize.Samantha: I can always get there.We have nothing in common.Am I pulling too hard?AM26, 922 posts, read 34, 485, 610 timesReputation: 24477If it has taken more than a year to file for divorce, I question their intentions.
Samantha: You cannot believe the hot flashes.Samantha: No, I mean, literally.Carrie: Honey, we know.She was kind of overwhelmed for the flowers.Upper East Side woman: I also head up the committee to match mentors with underprivileged children.
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The Baby ShowerCarrie: Oh, shit!Charlotte realized if Samantha defined her relationship as healthy, she had one sick relationship on her hands.Samantha: I love you, too, Richard, but I love me more.Why would that cheer her up?Samantha: You mean hormones.You cannot take a vibrator home to meet your mother.WikiquoteFor film quotes, see Sex and the City: The Movie.
Samantha: Of course not.Anyway I was looking for some opinions, since we are gonna talk things over the weekend.But you were, and you will again!What I need is to get laid.Miranda: Do you have another?Is he my boyfriend or my lover?Samantha: I take offense at that generalization.
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Miranda: That is an incredible investment idea.Okay, you want details?Carrie: We could put one in every neighborhood, like Starbucks.The Cold WarCharlotte: Smith is not gay.When I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.His hands are relatively tiny.Without them, what would shape our lives?
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Carrie: Okay, I think we might have to get Charlotte a crash helmet.Carrie: Then what does drive us according to you?Miranda: Have we met?Samantha: A fucking class?It was a mercy fuck.
The only one who should have to pay for a bad relationship is the person in your next relationship.Apparently, she is neither.Carrie: Crouching Charlotte, Hidden Hummer.Maybe you have to see it.If she would have had her own retirement and money it would be moot.
Miranda: Because sex is not a time to chat.Chivon is a sweet man.Charlotte: What was that?Maria is an incredible woman.Miranda: Besides the thousand dollars on the end table?Samantha: I thought I was the it girl.Carrie: Say it a little louder.
Samantha: Honey, before you buy the car, you take it for a test drive!Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate.Day together and I gave her flowers.It is free and quick.Miranda: Can I quote you?After all, seasons change.
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No muss, no fuss.Carrie: I always like a good math solution to any love problem.My Zen teacher once told me that there was nothing like yoga to quiet a busy mind.Billy, because actually, there is.Charlotte: Every time you have sex?
Thank you for listening.Shit, motherfucker, fuck, shit.No, it does not.Samantha: All the bitches that made you go to theirs!Charlotte: I wanted to save myself until we got married.
And I am done walking on eggshells!Paris and fell in love with me.In a courtroom, reasonable doubt can get you off for murder.Have you given birth recently?Broadway has to go tinkle.Samantha: I fucked him.But how many men is too many men?
Samantha: Please, all the men we sleep with fulfill a certain fantasy.Charlotte: Well, how long are you gonna give him?She was the it girl.Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl.This photo is just for me.Miranda: What do you do for the next two hours and 20 minutes?Carrie: You know, Little Miss Hangover is right.
Is your vagina in the New York City guidebooks?Samantha: I masturbated all afternoon.What Goes Around Comes AroundCharlotte: This is insane!Samantha: Oh, vagina schmagina!ShortcomingsSamantha: I fucked a guy once because his family had a pool.How did they get the message that the ass is now on the menu?
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He tried to hold my hand.Samantha: I have to go to the theater!Carrie: So, how do you conceive pulling this one off?Samantha: Is he that bad in bed?Carrie: Evidently there can be something microscopic.Samantha: Your relationship is my greatest fear realized.Charlotte: I could see it going somewhere.
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Is that what the lesbians are calling it?Charlotte: Just keep talking about his big cock.She was clearly sending a message.Once I stopped defining everything, I realized how great Trey and I have it.Just as I had reached the moment of no thought.All we ever do is talk, talk, talk.It was like Liz was looking over us, giving us her blessing.
Carrie: I came here today because I needed to say how sorry I am.Was It Good for You?We are standing among the ruins of her last relationship.The series depicts the lives and loves of four single women living in trendy Manhattan.So, what does this Marcus do?Carrie: How often are you guys having sex?
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Velma Rubin: I hear that.How could you forget someone you slept with?Therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.If I had the guy in high school, what have I been doing for the past twenty years?That fucking Richard is fucking the entire styles section, and for the first time in my life, I actually give a shit!
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Carrie: How old, 50?Maria: If you have something to say to me.Carrie: Is that the saying?Miranda: Um, Brooklyn, please.Lifetime Television for Women.